Good evening 2024,
I’m so exhausted. No, it’s not on you. It’s my own doing. I walked so much today that I may have lost a kg. Tragic, considering that I was celebrating this just yesterday. Bad things happen to good people yazi (you know).
How exactly do you tell embarrassing stories? Do you go straight to the punchline? Do you go around in circles hoping the listener will lose concentration before you get to your point? Do you tell it as is, then explain? I’m so tired for this maths. I’ll just shoot.
I had an important errand to run today. Most “convenient” place I could do it was at a mall. If you know me, you’re probably throwing in a Hail Mary for me right now. You’d be spot on because wow, your girl needed it. I thought I remembered how to get to where I needed to go. I was well on the route before a bright idea to “try something new” came to mind and I took in. Did I not get lost? 🤣🙆🏾♀️
I walked around that mall so much. You know those people who click on every button on the elevator? That was me. Eventually, the Xhosa lite in me took the lead. I walked up to a security guard, cleaned up my kitchen Zulu and asked for directions. Mind you, I’m exhausted and panicked at this point, so my accent is definitely giving off but it was that or becoming a December scam. I think my locks were even loose at this point. I followed the instructions and after I was done, I went back to calculating my way out of there. What happens on the left should happen on the right. Right? Let’s just say i didn’t make it out of there the same way I came.
I’m exhausted but what if today I discovered my own short cuts? Next time I go there I’ll navigate like a pro 🤣. Maybe not. I’ll avoid that place for as long as I can and by the time I need to go back, I should probably stick to the original plan 🤣
Moral of the story, this weight thing ain’t my friend! I may have even jinxed myself by celebrating yesterday but, you know what? I’ll stick out this unrequited love thing 🤣🤣🤣
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