Letter 13/24: 12 Things I didn’t like about you

It’s FriYay 2024, 

I’m feeling exhausted but good. It’s one of my favourite days of the week and I’m feeling a bit petty. Pretty good time to vent about how much of a thorn you’ve been. Today’s reflection continues from yesterday’s.

12 Things I didn’t like about you 

1. You - I gave you your flowers yesterday but, Homegirl you were messy! 
2. That 4:0 loss to Mamelodi Sundowns was painful. 
3. Winter - it was too long. 
4. This one may compromise my street cred but, my knowledge of players from this other club surpass my own. Look, it’s alarming how I know who is who from a quick glance of those line ups 🙈
5. Fatigue - I’d explain this in detail but, fatigue 🤣
6. The Ls I caught from adulting 🙆🏾‍♀️🤣
7. All Mondays - except ones where I didn’t have to adult 
8. Guys, what if the big bad wolf from Little Red Riding Hood is Capitalism? Capitalism keeps winning guys. 
9. Imposter Syndrome and her goons 
10. Am I the only South African who feels like every month needs a public holiday?
11. The unwanted visits by Death…
12. 2024 but in yellow? Jokes 🤣 This is one of those years when those long distance relationships were felt! 

You have a few days to go to redeem yourself…